I'm a bit of a nerd. Most of the things I post here (because of whom I follow) are Harry Potter and Quidditch related, but you'll get occasional things from my favorite TV shows (Chuck, Community, P&R, Scrubs, etc). And from musicals, of course.


Seven words

Kvothe: little shit with literally all the women

Bast: charming, smooth as shit motherfucking Fae prince

Denna: basically has full possession of Kvothe's heart

Mola: will not take any of Kvothe's shit

Devi: Alar like a fucking ocean in storm

Fela: awesome down-to-earth namer-in-training

Tempi: cute as fuck low-ranking Adem mercenary

Vashet: will not take any of Kvothe's shit

Felurian: faerie with an ego to rival Kvothe's

Elodin: perfection in the form of a namer

Simmon: optimistic alchemist/poet/cute ball of fur

Wilem: solid friend who might have drinking problems

Ambrose: literal piece of pretentious, misogynistic, "noble" shit




once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: grass10)


Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.




i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded




My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.

Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

This is the worst!

(via you-neverletme-go)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)