I'm a bit of a nerd. Most of the things I post here (because of whom I follow) are Harry Potter and Quidditch related, but you'll get occasional things from my favorite TV shows (Chuck, Community, P&R, Scrubs, etc). And from musicals, of course.

 

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

Am I math hipster because I knew this?

(Source: yodiscrepo)

Several of the New York Jets players admitted to using the popular dating app Tinder to meet women. And it turns out a lot of other players and coaches around the NFL also use the app. We actually got ahold of some of their Tinder profiles and some of their pick up lines are pretty interesting… 

Seven words

Kvothe: little shit with literally all the women

Bast: charming, smooth as shit motherfucking Fae prince

Denna: basically has full possession of Kvothe's heart

Mola: will not take any of Kvothe's shit

Devi: Alar like a fucking ocean in storm

Fela: awesome down-to-earth namer-in-training

Tempi: cute as fuck low-ranking Adem mercenary

Vashet: will not take any of Kvothe's shit

Felurian: faerie with an ego to rival Kvothe's

Elodin: perfection in the form of a namer

Simmon: optimistic alchemist/poet/cute ball of fur

Wilem: solid friend who might have drinking problems

Ambrose: literal piece of pretentious, misogynistic, "noble" shit

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: grass10)